"Boys and girls are different... because of the pee-pees."
"You are naughty because you don't go to work. You don't have a job."
(While pretending to be Santa- to me.)
"Are you ready to be nice again?"
(To me again- as she is getting out of time-out.)
"These are your choices."
(Anytime she disagrees with us. Yes, I know where she gets this.)
"Mommies get together to talk... without kids? That's weird."
(As I'm leaving for book club.)
"I was a baby, but now I'm growed up. But I'm still growing. I'm going to be taller than Daddy."
(Gee, I hope not.)