Charlotte-isms

I've had a few recent requests to share some more of the wisdom of our three year old Yoda. Enjoy. ;)

"Boys and girls are different... because of the pee-pees."

"You are naughty because you don't go to work. You don't have a job."

(While pretending to be Santa- to me.)

"Are you ready to be nice again?"

(To me again- as she is getting out of time-out.)

"These are your choices."

(Anytime she disagrees with us. Yes, I know where she gets this.)

"Mommies get together to talk... without kids? That's weird."

(As I'm leaving for book club.)

"I was a baby, but now I'm growed up. But I'm still growing. I'm going to be taller than Daddy."

(Gee, I hope not.)