Monday, August 22, 2016

Stockholm!

I had low expectations for Stockholm. I had a couple of places in mind for us to visit, but I didn't think it would be awesome. I was wrong. When we got off the ship, we hailed a taxi to take us to our first stop, the Vasa Museum. (Though Rick Steves warns against taxis in Stockholm, we compared the price to the cruise's shuttle, and for six of us, the taxi was cheaper. The city bus may have been cheaper still, but required more work and would have taken longer to get there. The taxi got us there ahead of the crowds, accepted euros, and was totally easy.)

The Vasa Museum is Stockholm's most popular museum.  In the 1620s King Gustavus Adolphus commissioned a warship.  Partway through the building process he told the builders to make it longer, but not wider.  He also told them to include not one, not two, but three gun decks... with the heaviest cannons on the top deck.  Now, I'm no ship-builder, but even I can see that this was not going to go well.  The ship builders did not wish to argue with the King, so they built the ship to his specifications.  And on its maiden voyage, the Vasa almost immediately tipped over and sank.  And there she sat in the Baltic until rediscovered around 1950.  In the 1960s a huge effort was made to recover the incredibly intact hull and preserve it.  And now millions of people come to see this awesome, non-seaworthy wreck.  (Elder Dale G. Renlund gave a talk at BYU in 2014 where he used this story as a metaphor for constructing spiritual stability.)

The museum is built on seven floors around the ship and you can see it from under, beside, and above.  The exhibits cover everything from the history of this ship, to Swedish shipping in general, from life on board, to the people who died in the sinking (including their bones and reconstructions of their faces and bios about them.)  There is also a lot of information about how the ship was raised and preserved.  Anchors come in multiple sizes, just like Andersons.

Jake thought this was awesome!  As soon as we left the museum he was asking me for paper and pencil to draw some pirate ships.

Here is a gun hole. (Clearly I don't know proper shipping terminology.) It is hard to see in the photo, but there is a wood carving to the right of the hole of a warrior standing on a lion's head with a puppy by his feet.  This was supposed to symbolize that warriors were to fight to protect the innocent from attack.  (Paraphrasing obviously.)

Here is a reconstruction of a part of the ship for you too see what life was like on board.  By this point, Amelie had had all she could take of this museum and Rob had taken her outside for some fresh air.

We finished up our tour around the Vasa and headed outside to walk to our next stop.  On the way we saw this- the Nordic Museum.  It was built in 1907, and looks like a cathedral.

We also passed by this photo op.

And then we reached Skansen.  This is an open air museum, begun in 1891, to preserve historic buildings from around Sweden.

I like the gardens.  This one is an example of a little land plot that was given out during World War II on which a city resident could grow food to supplement their rations.

Bear on the farm.

These are actual old buildings, moved here from around the country.  This one had original paintings covering just about every surface, it was very beautiful, and I imagine it helped pass the time during the long, dark, cold winters.

A view of the city from the top of the hill.  Stockholm is actually a group of islands connected by bridges and ferries.  Both the Vasa Museum and Skansen are on the island of Djurgården.

This is a Sami dwelling. The Sami people (sometimes called Laplanders) are an indigenous group that live in the northernmost parts of Scandinavia. Their traditional livelihoods include fishing, sheep herding, and fur trapping.

But what they are most known for is reindeer herding.  And in Sweden, reindeer herding is legally reserved only for the Sami people. Toby did not believe us that these were real reindeer.  He's a skeptic.

Beautiful day to squint into the sun.

After watching the birds and seals in the zoo area for a few minutes, we realized that it was lunch time!  We found a picnic table and enjoyed some potato pancakes with lingonberry jam, and some regular pancakes with strawberry jam and whipped cream.

Really old windmill. 
We only saw about a quarter of Skansen, but we had another place to visit before getting back to the cruise terminal so we had to hit the road.

We walked downhill to the sea and caught a ferry to Gamla Stan.  This island is the oldest part of Stockholm.

First view of Gamla Stan from the ferry.

The Old Town dates back to the 13th Century.  And it is so cute.

More Swedish cuteness in Stortorget square.  And tourists... we had done a pretty good job of staying ahead of the crowds up until this point, but they caught up with us here.
The Church of St. Nicholas, commonly known as Storkyrka, is first referred to in written records in 1279.  It is the oldest church in Stockholm, and it is also cute.(We didn't go inside.)

And finally, on our way to the bus stop to make our way back to the port, I got a reluctant Charlotte to pose for me in front of the Royal Palace. Still the residence of the King and Queen of Sweden, this was built in the 1700s, to replace a former palace that had burnt down.  Charlotte is cranky because I made her wear Pippi Longstocking braids to celebrate being in Sweden.  She refused to hold them out to the sides for me. 

Getting back to the ship was a bit of a hassle as we had to find the right bus stop, going the right direction, and then learned the buses don't accept cash!  So I stayed with the kids while Rob found a place to get a transit card and then we finally made it back!  Still, Rob and I both really liked Stockholm.  It is very green, and you are never far from the water, and we both commented that we were surprised it was so lovely and we wish we had more time to explore it.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Copenhagen and the Crazy Danes

Copenhagen started out as a Viking fishing village in the 10th century. Our time in Copenhagen started early in the morning. We took a shuttle bus into town and then set out on foot. (Because we used the shuttle, we missed getting to see the iconic Little Mermaid statue, but that is fine.)

I fell in love with one of the first buildings we saw.  This was the old stock exchange building, built in 1640.  The steeple has dragons with intertwined tails and it is like something out of an awesome Viking movie and not reality.

On our walk we passed by the Danish Parliament building.  The sky was gorgeous this day.

And also these cute Danish houses.

And then we arrived at the King's Garden. These are the gardens and park established at Rosenborg Castle in 1606 by King Christian IV.

Walking through the park was lovely, but then our crazy kids saw this stone ball and all wanted to stand on it.  Rob managed to get them all balanced on it at once and hold them there while I took a picture. 

After that bit of silliness, we made our way to Rosenborg Castle. Also built by Christian IV in the early 1600s. this was his country Summer home.  Pretty posh.

It isn't actually that big, as European palaces go, but it is super cute.

I love the green copper roof.

Rob went to buy tickets and leave our bags in a locker while I watched the little ones by a willow tree.

Inside was very ornately decorated, though it did feel a bit vacation home like. But there were also super weird things like this.  I don't even know what this is.  It is like a shadow box with a model of a person inside, instead of a portrait.  Odd. 

I call this very fancy Danish country palace decor.

The royal thrones.

Back outside for a moment, we posed for a Princess selfie.

And then we went to the locked room in the basement level to see the crown jewels.  We have seen other countries' crown jewels, but never do they allow you to take photos.  But the Danes do!  Jake liked the "treasure room."

After touring the castle it was time to party like it's 1843!  We stopped by Hans Christian Andersen and then crossed the street to the second oldest amusement park in the world, Tivoli Gardens.

Tivoli is no Disney.  It is distinctly Danish and proud of it.  You pay an admission fee (kids under eight are free) and then you buy tickets or a wristband to pay for rides which are 1-3 tickets each.  We bought a few tickets and went on some rides.  We also had fish and chips and pork BBQ for lunch, and an ice cream cone before we left the park.

Charlotte and Toby rode their first loop-de-loop, floorless roller coaster with me, The Dæmonen. It was great!  Toby closed his eyes the whole time, and Charlotte screamed the whole time and started crying when it was over.

At the other end of the ride spectrum, we have Jake loving this old timey car ride. He is so big, sometimes we forget that he is still a little bear.

Rob let Amelie chauffeur him around, although it was a tight squeeze.  She loved it.

Pretty fountains. We also went to the fun house, the big kids rode another roller coaster, and Amelie and Jake rode a couple of rides that go up and down that they enjoyed.

And we used our last ticket to put Amelie on the carousel.  (The giraffe in the background is awesome but Amelie insisted on the fox.)

On our walk back to meet the shuttle we took a break in front of this building.  I am not even sure what it is, we were very tired by this point.

Then Rob sat with the sleeping Amelie and watched the boats go by, while I took the big kids to pick out souvenirs.


We picked one out for Amelie too, and she loved it!  Our very own crazy Dane.

Cruising the Baltic- All aboard!

This last week we did something entirely different for us, and went on a cruise. We decided to do this because we wanted to see Copenhagen, Stockholm, Tallinn, and St. Petersburg, but there was no way we could afford the time or money to fly to each of those destinations individually. Also, due to visa requirements, this was the only way that we could visit Russia. After asking around, we decided on a budget Italian cruise line, MSC, that had a departure out of Kiel, Germany and also lets kids travel free (if they are passenger 3 or 4 in a room). We didn't even have to buy plane tickets! We thought, "we will just drive up there, park, and off we go." Easier said than done.

This was our ship, the MSC Musica.  The cruise was sold out, so the place was packed. We left our house at 7:45 am, fifteen minutes ahead of schedule, for the 6 hour drive to Kiel.  "All aboard" was at 5 pm.  Well, the traffic and road construction were horrific and about 1 pm we started to think we would not make the ship and told the kids there would be no lunch stop. Around 3:30 pm, we were making plans to take the train to Copenhagen and meet the cruise there. At 4:30 pm Rob dropped the kids and I off at the terminal and went to park the car and run back.  At 5 pm we were in line to board the ship and after an issue with Toby's cruise card not quite functioning, we were literally the last people on the boat.  It was such a stressful day!

Once on board, we went immediately to the mandatory muster.  We were all just so happy to be on the ship.

Because there are six of us, we booked two rooms side by side.  Me with the girls, and Rob with the boys.  This had the added benefit of us having two bathrooms to use.


We took the kids to two shows while on board.  This one was aimed at kids specifically and was so surreal, Rob and I were completely dumb-founded. What you are looking at here is Snow White and Prince Charming singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin while Cruella DeVil, a clown, and a dalmatian sit in front of them.  At the bottom left you can just see the Beast from Beauty and the Beast twirling to the music. It was so weird, and made no sense at all.  

The last night on the ship there was supposed to be a Ninja Turtles themed show, so we thought we'd try it again. Well, there were four guys dressed as Ninja Turtles, but they didn't actually do much besides stand around, and the rest of the act was people dressed as geishas and ninjas doing acrobatic acts, contortions, etc. These acts were interspersed with a "Sensei" giving instructions on how to become a ninja.  My favorite was "Step 8. Know everything about every profession." What?!?  Who wrote that? And finally to top it off, in the middle there was a singer performing "You Raise Me Up" and the finale was accompanied by "We are the World."  Salvador Dali would be proud. 

Most of our time on the ship we spent trying to entertain ourselves and avoid the crowds.  We watched the Olympics in our rooms, we played Uno and taught the kids War and Slap Jack. We sat in the hot tub, and played on the little playground and in the arcade.  Despite being August, the highs were in the low 60s and it was really windy on the decks.  We did send the three big kids to the kid's club one day (Amelie was too young) but they didn't like it and refused to go back. And we ate at the buffet.  We tried the restaurant the first night, and the service was so slow (European style 3 hour dinner anyone?) it was completely painful. So after that, we ate all of our meals at the extremely crowded buffet.  Sometimes we went to dinner 30 minutes early to find a table that would seat six, and sat and played cards until the food line opened, because it was so difficult to get a table.  

We also got to meet the medical staff on board when Amelie's fingers accidentally got pinched (badly) in the hinge side of a cabin door.  Luckily they were not broken, but all four of her fingers on her left hand were bruised and bleeding.  She got cleaned up, bandaged, and an ice pack, and then they made me fill out an accident report while she sat in my lap screaming.

So, in summary, cruising is not our speed of vacation.  But we are glad that we did it, and we still think it was the only way for us to see all of these destinations. But we don't plan to do it again.  I will do a post on each port: Copenhagen, Denmark, Stockholm, Sweden, Tallinn, Estonia, and St. Petersburg, Russia.

Monday, August 08, 2016

Jakey Bear turns 5!

Birthday season has begun for our kiddos with Jake's fifth birthday! 
 
For his birthday Jake asked for a Ninja Turtle cake, a balloon, and to go to Ramba Zamba. I also asked him to plan the dinner menu, and he requested, "hot dogs, hamburgers, corn on the cob, watermelon, and as many Cheetos as we want to eat!"
 
Dino Kart rider at Ramba Zamba.

At the top of the speed slide at Ramba Zamba.

After dinner, Ninja Turtle cake as requested!

I asked Jake what he thought we got him for his birthday and he said, "maybe a little Lego person?" He was SUPER excited to open a remote control truck and a little Lego set.

Jacob is still our Jokester, and makes us all laugh with his belly laugh.  And he is still the most cuddly kid on the planet.  On Sundays at church, he drapes all 50 pounds of himself over my lap and I feel like I am being attacked by a sloth!  But I love it. In a few weeks he will start Kindergarten at the same school as Charlotte and Toby and what a great adventure that is going to be!  He is looking forward to learning to read, riding the bus, making friends, and talking to EVERYONE.

We love our Big Bear!
 
Jake's birthday interview:
(20 questions style)
1. What is your favorite color? Green
2. What is your favorite toy? Video games and my remote control truck
3. What is your favorite fruit? Apples and bananas and strawberries and grapes
4. What is your favorite tv show? Super Hero Squad
5. What is your favorite thing to eat for lunch? Tortillas with cheese (quesadillas)
6. What is your favorite outfit? My pirate shirt that has my name on it
7. What is your favorite game? Uno, Ticket to Ride, Super Mario... I like all of those
8. What is your favorite snack? Cheetos and popcorn
9. What is your favorite animal? A cheetah
10. What is your favorite song? Book of Mormon Stories
11. What is your favorite book? Ninjago books
12. Who is your best friend? J.J.
13. What do you want to be when you grow up? A cowboy
14. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Play in the pool or gather snails in the yard
15. What are you really good at? Playing Super Mario Galaxy
16. What is a food that you hate? Food that is spicy and very yucky
17. What do you like to do with Mom or Dad? Cuddle.
18. What is your favorite thing to eat for breakfast? "Cereal and toast with Nutella and I like every kind of cereal."
19. What is your favorite dinner? Lemon juice (lemon pepper) chicken and mashed potatoes
20. What makes you happy? "If you laugh, you'll make me laugh and if there is something funny to look at, it will make me laugh."